I just could not pass up this picture of a Beholder mini from Playing D&D With Porn Stars.
None of those slick but flawed attempts to make a bad-ass, game-balanced, encounter-level impaired two dimensional monster I've frankly grown so sick of in a new version of a game I always played. No.
This is a mini. Something tangible you can reach out and touch.
I love how the eyes pop out at you, and how critter's tongue sticks out from between its incisors - perhaps the last thing you'll see before it bites your head off.
And the eye stalks! No puny stalks here. No sir. They're thickly disgusting - like worms or maggots. Just like how they should really be!
Jesse, Lester, Wendy
5 hours ago